The following conversation, more or less, took place not 10 minutes ago:
Jelly Woodyette: Mommy? What date was it yesterday?
Mrs. Woody: January 27th.
Woody: Hey! That's my anniversary for going to the temple for the first time! So, let's see, that was 1977... no, 1978. Wow. That's been 30 years.
[Impact of previous statement hits Woody]
Woody [weeping]: That means I went on my mission 30 years ago...!
Mrs. Woody: Eat your fiber, dear.