Monday, January 28, 2008

Aging Like Fine Whine

The following conversation, more or less, took place not 10 minutes ago:

Jelly Woodyette: Mommy? What date was it yesterday?

Mrs. Woody: January 27th.

Woody: Hey! That's my anniversary for going to the temple for the first time! So, let's see, that was 1977... no, 1978. Wow. That's been 30 years.

[Impact of previous statement hits Woody]

Woody [weeping]: That means I went on my mission 30 years ago...!

Mrs. Woody: Eat your fiber, dear.

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